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OPERATION MADMAN DRIFTER
Posted 12/2023
by Anonymous


   In the shadowy corners of society, there exist individuals who live by a set of unconventional rules and tactics, navigating life on the fringes. One such intriguing example is the enigmatic "Madman Drifter," clandestine individuals who employ unique strategies for survival. While some of these tactics are ethically questionable or outright illegal, it is important to emphasize that this article is for informational purposes only, and does not endorse or promote any illegal activities.


DUMPSTER DIVING: THE ART OF RESOURCEFUL LIVING

   One of the key strategies in Operation Madman Drifter involves dumpster diving, a practice where individuals search through discarded items in dumpsters and trash bins to find valuable resources. Here are some of the techniques they employ:

-Disguise: To blend into their surroundings, these drifters often dress in tattered clothing, adopting the appearance of homeless individuals.

-Tools of the Trade: Carrying a flashlight, a sharpened screwdriver, and duffle bags is common. Wood pallets are repurposed into crates for storing their finds.

-Scavenging Locations: The adage "one person's trash is another person's treasure" holds true here. The quality of items discovered often correlates with the affluence of the neighborhood.

-Forensic Expertise: Madman drifters search for electronic devices like thumb drives, discs, DVDs, and hard drives, potentially uncovering valuable information.

-Food and Supplies: Stores and bakeries become a source of both sustenance and useful items.


ACQUIRING FUEL: RESOURCEFUL AND RISKY

   In the world of Operation Madman Drifter, acquiring fuel to keep their vehicles running is a matter of survival. They employ unorthodox tactics such as:

-Tools of the Trade: A crowbar, a siphon, and a tank are essential for extracting fuel from vehicles.

-Preferred Targets: Vehicles on the outskirts of populated areas, sheds, and pickup trucks are prime targets.


COVERT TACTICS: LIVING IN THE SHADOWS

   Maintaining anonymity and avoiding unwanted attention is paramount for Madman drifters, and they employ various covert tactics, including:

-Changing Appearance: Growing facial hair that can be easily shaved off aids in their disguise.

-Clothing: Always wearing hats and reversible jackets or two contrasting shirts allows them to change their appearance quickly.


COMMUNICATION AND EVASION: STAYING OFF THE GRID

   Madman drifters employ various methods to communicate covertly and avoid detection:

-Snail Mail: Traditional postal services are employed to share information discreetly.

-Old School Typewriters: Some individuals use typewriters for documents that leave no digital trace.

-Pen and Paper: An age-old method for recording important information.

-Secret Meetings: Meetings are held in remote, random locations to minimize the risk of surveillance.


DEALING WITH THE AUTHORITIES

   When it comes to interacting with law enforcement, Madman drifters adhere to their own code:

-Storytelling: Always having a plan A and a backup plan B is crucial for maintaining their innocence.

-Silent Resilience: They never turn informants, adhering to the code of silence.

-No Apologies: Apologizing is seen as an admission of guilt.


   Operation Madman Drifter is a subculture operating on the fringes of society, with its own unique set of rules and strategies for survival. While these tactics may seem extreme or even illegal, they offer a glimpse into the unconventional ways some individuals navigate a world that often casts them aside. It is important to remember that this article does not endorse or promote any illegal activities but seeks to shed light on this fascinating and enigmatic subculture.






WHY METALLICA AIN'T AS GOOD AS THEY USED TO BE
Posted 11/2023
by Mikey Brewer


   Ah, Metallica, once hailed as the gods of heavy metal, the bringers of sonic destruction, and the stuff of headbanger legends. But alas, the times have changed, and they've gone from "Seek and Destroy" to "Seeking to Sue" all thanks to the nefarious underworld of illegal downloading. It's like they're living a Shakespearean tragedy, with Lars Ulrich in the role of Hamlet, forever haunted by those piratical specters.

   In the immortal words of Cliff Burton, "When a man illegally downloads, he destroys some part of the world, all these pale deaths I cannot bear to witness any longer, cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?" Now, that's some heavy metal Shakespearean drama right there. I can almost picture Hetfield wielding a skull, lamenting the fate of his dead bandmates royalties.

   But instead of going full Robert Johnson and making a deal with the devil at the crossroads, Metallica seems to be holding out for the internet to magically disappear. Maybe they've invested in some digital exorcism courses or are secretly praying to the tech gods for a worldwide Wi-Fi outage. Hey, a rockstar can dream, can't they?

   Unfortunately, their dreams have crumbled faster than a stale cookie, much like "King Nothing's" castles. And let's face it, I'm never going back to vinyl. It's not like they can unplug the internet, but hey, that's why they invented vinyl revival parties, right?

   Now, imagine a scenario even worse than having your music illegally downloaded: having your music suck so bad that even pirates won't touch it. I mean, that's a level of rejection that not even the harshest of critics could fathom. It's like setting up a lemonade stand in the middle of a desert and having nobody show up because, well, who needs lemonade in a desert?

   So, here's a brilliant idea for a new blog post: "20 Classic Songs You Can Steal From Metallica If You Haven't Already." After all, sharing is caring, and maybe if they can't sell their music, they can at least make some new friends in the pirate community.

   But here's the real deal-breaker for me: "No Remorse, No Regrets." Maybe it's time for Metallica to embrace a new motto, like "Some Remorse, Maybe Some Regrets," or even "Hey, Let's Try Disco!" Yes, you heard me right, "Disco Dance Metallica" could be the answer to all their problems. Picture James Hetfield trading in his leather jacket for a glittery jumpsuit, and Lars Ulrich swapping his drum kit for a disco ball. It's a musical transformation that could redefine their career, for better or worse.

   Until then, I guess we'll just keep searching for the next "Hero of the Day." Sorry to say, but it might take more than a hero to save Metallica from the digital storm that's taken over their kingdom of metal.





DEADMAN WALKING
Posted 10/2023
by MIKEY BREWER


    My advice is to never go back, particularly when the people from your past were such jerks. One day I asked myself how has destiny treated you thus far? I found myself pondering this very question before reaching this conclusion... I mean really, has anyone ever treated me well? The answer is no unfortunately. I therefore decided to kill two birds with one stone in a manner of speaking, you see I faked my own death of course. And now I'm on my life's mission to ensure that justice is served and that my so called murderers are never released from prison ever again. 'Cause after all 'Dead' would have wanted it that way, right...




    Madman Mikey Brewer fully endorses his partners at 'CONCEPTS' at least when he is surfing with his left hand of course... THEY ARE HIS WEB PORN GUIDES!







YOU CAN'T KILL ROCK AND ROLL
by MIKEY BREWER
POSTED 9/2023


    What brought an end to Rock 'n' Roll wasn't just illegal downloading it was mostly triggered by those greedy record cartels who refused to pay the artist despite the considerable profits. All those years of robbing the artist of their intellectual property and treating even their paying customers like criminals who as you can understand eventually went rogue and stopped paying to listen. Okay, I'll say it: Thanks to those selfish vindictive record labels, anyone with access to the internet can now mimic the rockstar lifestyle by "getting your music for nothin' and your porn for free" a play on that old Dire Straits philosophy of course. True you can't kill Rockin' Roll perhaps you can't kill that which is already dead...







THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE...
by Anonymous
Posted 8/2023

   The truth about liars is that the truth is often held by the liars and those with something to hide frequently give away that fact in their body language. However, a new study claims that the traditional traits of a liar, such as blinking and fidgeting, are regularly avoided by accomplished liars. Additionally, it is often said that a liar will in no way look you in the eye. But apparently, the opposite may in fact be true. Rather, liars often stay motionless controlling their eye movements to avoid being caught. And rather than looking shifty, those who compulsively lie, cheat and manipulate are concentrating so hard on convincing others that they tend to be very still and make very few movements. Scientists say, common signs said to expose liars, which include scratching their nose or stroking the back of their head are much more likely traits of a person that is telling the truth. When liars do use their arms, they deliberately employ extravagant movements, such as flinging out their arms or jabbing in the air to emphasize their point. The unexpected findings would possibly be of interest to individuals who observe body language for signs of honesty like those in authority.

   There is a misconception that things like scratching the nose, playing with the hair, increase when people are lying. People assume liars to be apprehensive and shifty and to fidget more, however new studies indicate that this isn't always the case. People who are lying need to think harder, and while we think harder we tend to be immobile, with fewer movements, due to the fact we are concentrating so hard. Liars in fact also avoid pointing at people, and they are as likely as a sincere individual to look or not look a questioner in the eye. And gestures to give out an immediate message, like thumbs up for okay or showing the hands outstretched to calm someone down are also used more often while lying.

   Typically, movements famously used by liars include Bill Clinton's rhythmic jab of the finger whilst he denied sexual relations with his White House intern Monica Lewinsky. Another instance was Saddam Hussein's information minister, who stretched out his arms, along with his palms held forward when he advised foreign correspondents that Baghdad was safe, just as Iraqi troops ran for cover from American shellfire.

   Bill Clinton's jabbing finger during the Monica Lewinsky scandal should have been a dead giveaway and Saddam's extravagant outstretched arms gesture at his trial are both classic signs of lying according to researchers. And such signs as eyes wide open, controlled blinking, the holding of the hands wide apart as though indicating length, the thumbs up signal, the arms outstretched, palms held up gesture and the finger jabbing the air are all dead giveaways that a person is in reality lying. As they say the truth is often held by the liars, so as long as we keep believing the liars lies the longer the truth will be held back from the truth seekers... and hopefully that truth seeking includes 'WE THE PEOPLE' and not just the authorities!





POSTED A PIC...
Posted 7/2023

She's got a good frame, I'd like to drop my motor on her chassy... Is it the Charger that revs my motor or the brunette? Looks like the dodge already has an engine! True I'm not a car man let alone a ladies man, but I just like this picture so I posted it...




A GATEWAY TO A CAREER IN LOW-LEVEL CRIME...
by Anonymous
Posted 6/2023


   Individuals who believe in conspiracy theories which include the theory that 'Princess Diana was murdered by the British establishment' are much more likely to just accept or engage in everyday criminal activity according to the university of Kent.

   That is the main finding from new research via psychologists at the universities of Kent and Stafford Shire into the wider impact that conspiracy beliefs can have on behaviour.

   Kent's school of Psychology, and a group of 4 researchers set out to show that belief in conspiracy theories, previously associated with prejudice, political disengagement and environmental inaction, also makes people more inclined to actively engage in delinquent behaviour and low-level crime.

   In a first study, the findings indicated that people who believed in conspiracy theories were more accepting of everyday crime, which includes seeking a claim for replacement items, refunds or reimbursement from a store when they were not entitled to do so.

   In a second study, exposure to conspiracy theories made people much more likely to intend to engage in everyday crime in the future. The researchers found that this tendency was directly related to an individual's feeling of a loss of social cohesion or shared values, referred to as 'anomie'.

   Their research has supposedly shown the role that conspiracy theories can play in determining an individual's mindset to everyday crime. It demonstrates that people subscribing to the view that others have conspired are probably more inclined toward unethical actions.

   They believe people believing in conspiracy theories are more likely to be accepting of everyday crime, whilst exposure to said theories increases the sensation of anomie, which in turn predicts increased future crime intention, OH MY!

   The Madman has been a 'Conspiracy Theorist' for thirty-two years now, I guess I'm a career criminal just one without the criminal record. YET I DO HAVE THE URGE TO GET REFUNDS FOR THINGS I'M NOT ENTITLED TO! DOESN'T EVERYBODY? OH MY, I guess they are right...





Poem by Thomas Smith
Posted 6/2023

NAIVE WE ARE AT THAT SWEET SUICIDE.

THE GENOCIDE, UNDER THE GUISE OF A DOCTOR'S TRUTH.
SO WHAT OF THEIR EUGENICS,
IF HAD NOT IT SURVIVED BY THE IGNORANCE OF A PATIENT AS NAIVE AS YOU.
CAUSED YOU TO PLAY THE ROLE OF A LOST TRAVELER GUIDED BY ONE TOM FOOL.
TRAPPED UNDER THE SPELL THAT YOUR MEDS WOULD SOMEDAY HELP YOU.
BUT THE PATH IS COLOR BLIND NEVER SEEING THE RED PILL OR EVEN THE BLUE.
AND FOR ALL THAT WAS, AND FOR ALL THAT IS NEW.
YOU FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHO IS HELPING WHO,
AND THAT YOUR DEMONS WERE THE ONLY ONES THAT WERE EVER TRUE.
BUT NOW IT'S TOO LATE, IT IS TOO LATE TO START NEW.
YOU PLAYED AT THAT SWEET SUICIDE.
NOW TRAVELER TIME TO TAKE YOUR MEDS,
THE PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES ARE COUNTING ON YOU.






HAPPY MAY DAY!
by MADMAN MIKEY
Posted 5/2023


    Valentine's Day, Mother's Day and Christmas could also be referred to as the days of card giving and the murdering of botanicals. Come to think of it most Holidays are about card giving and the murdering of something living of course. Just wait till the extraterrestrials have their Holiday, maybe it will be a lot like Halloween. Meaning someday we may find us humans are not at the top of the food chain anymore and perhaps we never were...






THE IMMUNITY CHALLENGE
by MIKEY BREWER
Posted 4/2023

    Absurd - Of, relating to, or manifesting that there is no order or meaning in human life or in the universe. Of or to absurdism. The condition or state in which humans exist in an absurd universe, without meaning or purpose. College for some is just that, the immunity challenge in life which results in the graduate thinking they can no longer say, do, or be considered stupid. Such pursuits and endeavors are a futile effort 'cause after all they paid good money to have professors teach these things to them, but in the end everything they know, has been discovered on their own with the aid of a textbook. As the professors say "we are not going to spoon-feed this stuff to you". So what are the professors there for exactly? To inform us what to know perhaps, so we can come to the same conclusion as they did. - Absurd









SEINFELD VS. FRIENDS
by Thomas Smith
Posted 2/2023

    Both shows were American television sitcoms set mostly in apartments in Manhattan. One has been described as "a show about nothing," but both frequently concentrated on the details of day-to-day living. However, have you ever noticed that you can never get both shows at once or understand the humor of both at the same time. I have never met someone who enjoyed both simultaneously; most individuals either preferred one or the other.

    Although I formerly loved Seinfeld and still do, I briefly started to enjoy Friends while watching it with my uncle in the assisted living facility. What was intriguing was that a year or two later, when I returned to Seinfeld, I no longer understood the humor. I found the show to be, forgive the pun, "a show about nothing,” which is basically the idea of both series since their concepts are so similar.

    What makes them different, and what psychological principles underlie the fact that we cannot like both programs at the same time?

   My Theory is as follows: Seinfeld was completely oblivious or entirely indifferent to any sentimentality and was frequently at times callous, while Friends was a sentimental warm loving type of comedy the complete opposite. These two personality types cannot coexist in the mind at the same time since they obviously contradict one another.

    Although the genuine psychology of the audience may be quite different from that of the shows being as we always want to be something that we are not while we take for granted what we really have. Thus, Seinfeld fans may be perhaps sentimental and romantic in real life and take it for granted or simply need a break from it, whereas Friends viewers yearn for that sentimentality and love that they are missing in real life and may even be hopeless romantics, to use a term that suits the program.

    You see for instance doctors and nurses considering that they spend a lot of time in hospitals,  presumably they wouldn't appreciate watching television series about hospitals in their free time. After all we don't watch these shows for reality per se, but rather we watch these shows to escape it...









ENDORSED BY THE MADMAN'S JOURNAL
Posted 1/2023

THE NOSTRADAMUS EFFECT
    In spirit that is, we present to you: Michel de Nostradamus, as a French astrologer, physician and reputed seer in virtual format that is. Using The Nostradamus Effect technology he will bestow to you personal or non-personal predictions based on your unique query... 










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